Thursday, August 25, 2011

What Type Are YOU??

1. STRAIGHT: When you have an account on any gay related sites you are not straight because straight men do not browse on gays sites, so you are a gay.

2. BISEXUAL: The difference between you and gays is that you’re just married, have a girlfriend, dating women, you’re considered gay because you still date men.

3. TRIPPER: If a man goes on tripping, he would not choose the same sex. So, you want a man blow your thing or to have sex with? A straight one would rather go out looking for whores (woman).
4. DISCREET: The only difference between you and the gays is the manner of dressing up yourself. You act as a man and dress like a man but still you search for a man.

5. TOP: You would say that you’re position in bed is top. Are you sure of that? Alternatively, you’re just pretending trying to be top. This might not apply to you but there are lots of them trying to be top but they are versatile so to say. (AMININ MO NA KAPATID!)

6. CROSS DRESSERS: I’m proud and salute you! You are not ashamed of who you are,pero siguraduhin mo na maganda ka talaga at muka kang babae ng hindi ka mag mukang baklang maton o baklang bato.

7. CHOOSEY TYPE: a.k.a MA-FEELING, you would want the same men as you do, good looking, having a good body, good in bed, having a big thing and the like. NEVERTHELESS, it all leads to want thing, it’s all about sex. (I may be wrong, but I’m not).

8. MACHO TYPE: Having a good physical built, a gym buddy, yes a perfect body. However, not all macho that you see around you are straight, they may be straight looking, but inside they are strange acting. They go on guys that same as them.

9. TRYING HARD TYPE: Don’t punish yourself acting like a man if you can’t. PLEASE, be yourself, if you try hard enough the more you look so suspicious…I’m telling you.

10. HARD TO GET: You are simply “pa-demure” effect, but when someone offered you something that is hard to resist you easily say “YES”. Don’t be such INARTE after all it leads you to one thing and that is lust. (PAKUNWARI KA PA)

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