Showing posts with label gay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gay. Show all posts
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Friday, February 10, 2012
Top GAY Q&As and Quotes
The Top Ten Funny Gay Quotes
1. Loi Pogi – Host: “Of your body parts, which is your favorite?” Gay beauty contestant: “My neck. Because my neck holds my head, which will hold the crown later tonight. Thank you.”
2. Suzuna/Mojacko – Host: “What can you say about the women of tomorrow?” Gay beauty contestant: “The women of tomorrow…are the men of today!”
3. No name – Interview of LA Lopez by Boy Abunda: “Ako, Tito Boy, bading? Haller!”
4. KiD BuKid – During a Q&A portion, a gay contestant was asked what his motto was: “Ang lalaking nagigipit, sa bading kumakapit!”
5. YñaKì – A gay customer in a deli was angry when he found out that his salami was sliced by the crew, and said: “Anong akala mo sa puwet ko, alkansya?”
6. No name – Gay: “Paturo po ng badminton.” Coach: “Sige, hawakan mo ang raketa kung paano ka hahawak ng ari ng lalaki.” Gay: “Aaah…isusubo pala?”
7. Gracia – Gay friend: “Salot talaga kayong mga babae! Kakainin na lang namin, uupuan niyo pa!”
8. Loi Pogi/Smiling Pasta – From a Harvard prof: “I’d rather be black than gay, because when you’re black, you don’t have to tell your mother.”
9. NikChic/Yvaine – Gay Rule: “Biruin mo na ang lasing na bagong gising, wag lang ang bading na naagawan ng booking!”
10. HristPTRP – “Sa mga lalaking gipit, walang pangit na bakla kung kamukha nila sina -------!”
11. Renj – A kid started shouting at my gay friend: “Bakla! Bakla!” My friend answered: “Bakit, dine-deny ko ba?!?”
12. Boy Hugot – “Pag nagka-amnesia ang bakla, makakalimutan din ba niyang bading siya?”
13. Loi Pogi From the movie In & Out: “This is my Peter, my friend Peter! We just ran into each other at the intersexual…homosection…in
14. Dru – Jack McFarland: “There are no straight men. Only men who haven’t met me yet.”
15. Dru – Karen Walker: “Honey, you’re gayer than an a purse on Tony night.”
16. Oscar Dela Hopia – “Ako ang bumayo, pero bading ang sumubo.”
17. Loi Pogi – “Let’s get one thing straight…I’m not.”
18. Maldito – “The male organ is like gossip…it passes from mouth to mouth.”
19. Bobby Joe – “I’m mostly straight, I’m only gay in bed.”
20. Reichen – “I am a butterfly. A delicate, beautiful, brown butterfly.” – baklang ipis.
21. Father Marcus – Rico J. Puno: “Ano ang gusto mo sa babae?” Arnel Ignacio: “Yung hindi malikot ang ulo pag kinukulutan.”
22. Adam Lembot – “Every drop counts!”
23. Joshua Andre – Angel from Rent: “I am more man than you’ll ever be, and more woman than you’ll ever get.”
24. Cyber Mumu – Gay guy wearing a mini-skirt: “Di baleng makita ang legs, wag lang ang eggs.”
25. Jerguin22 – Johann Von Goethe: “If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.”
26. Jerguin22 – Dennis Rodman: “I don’t mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.”
27. Angelo Dominic – “We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”
28. Satine Pastel – Jack McFarlane: “We have to help the new gays, nurture them, make them beautiful. We have to gay it forward!”
29. Blitzkrieg – “If horse racing is the sport of kings, then drag racing must be the sport of queens.”
30. Kabalyero – We were at a chicken resto and I wanted to order chicken butt. So I asked my friend: “Kumakain ka ba ng puwet?” He answered: “Oo, basta ba mahal ko…”
1. Loi Pogi – Host: “Of your body parts, which is your favorite?” Gay beauty contestant: “My neck. Because my neck holds my head, which will hold the crown later tonight. Thank you.”
2. Suzuna/Mojacko – Host: “What can you say about the women of tomorrow?” Gay beauty contestant: “The women of tomorrow…are the men of today!”
3. No name – Interview of LA Lopez by Boy Abunda: “Ako, Tito Boy, bading? Haller!”
4. KiD BuKid – During a Q&A portion, a gay contestant was asked what his motto was: “Ang lalaking nagigipit, sa bading kumakapit!”
5. YñaKì – A gay customer in a deli was angry when he found out that his salami was sliced by the crew, and said: “Anong akala mo sa puwet ko, alkansya?”
6. No name – Gay: “Paturo po ng badminton.” Coach: “Sige, hawakan mo ang raketa kung paano ka hahawak ng ari ng lalaki.” Gay: “Aaah…isusubo pala?”
7. Gracia – Gay friend: “Salot talaga kayong mga babae! Kakainin na lang namin, uupuan niyo pa!”
8. Loi Pogi/Smiling Pasta – From a Harvard prof: “I’d rather be black than gay, because when you’re black, you don’t have to tell your mother.”
9. NikChic/Yvaine – Gay Rule: “Biruin mo na ang lasing na bagong gising, wag lang ang bading na naagawan ng booking!”
10. HristPTRP – “Sa mga lalaking gipit, walang pangit na bakla kung kamukha nila sina -------!”
11. Renj – A kid started shouting at my gay friend: “Bakla! Bakla!” My friend answered: “Bakit, dine-deny ko ba?!?”
12. Boy Hugot – “Pag nagka-amnesia ang bakla, makakalimutan din ba niyang bading siya?”
13. Loi Pogi From the movie In & Out: “This is my Peter, my friend Peter! We just ran into each other at the intersexual…homosection…in
14. Dru – Jack McFarland: “There are no straight men. Only men who haven’t met me yet.”
15. Dru – Karen Walker: “Honey, you’re gayer than an a purse on Tony night.”
16. Oscar Dela Hopia – “Ako ang bumayo, pero bading ang sumubo.”
17. Loi Pogi – “Let’s get one thing straight…I’m not.”
18. Maldito – “The male organ is like gossip…it passes from mouth to mouth.”
19. Bobby Joe – “I’m mostly straight, I’m only gay in bed.”
20. Reichen – “I am a butterfly. A delicate, beautiful, brown butterfly.” – baklang ipis.
21. Father Marcus – Rico J. Puno: “Ano ang gusto mo sa babae?” Arnel Ignacio: “Yung hindi malikot ang ulo pag kinukulutan.”
22. Adam Lembot – “Every drop counts!”
23. Joshua Andre – Angel from Rent: “I am more man than you’ll ever be, and more woman than you’ll ever get.”
24. Cyber Mumu – Gay guy wearing a mini-skirt: “Di baleng makita ang legs, wag lang ang eggs.”
25. Jerguin22 – Johann Von Goethe: “If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.”
26. Jerguin22 – Dennis Rodman: “I don’t mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.”
27. Angelo Dominic – “We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”
28. Satine Pastel – Jack McFarlane: “We have to help the new gays, nurture them, make them beautiful. We have to gay it forward!”
29. Blitzkrieg – “If horse racing is the sport of kings, then drag racing must be the sport of queens.”
30. Kabalyero – We were at a chicken resto and I wanted to order chicken butt. So I asked my friend: “Kumakain ka ba ng puwet?” He answered: “Oo, basta ba mahal ko…”
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Are Same Sex Relationships Different ♥?
A same-sex relationship is a relationship between two persons of the same sex and can take many forms, from romantic and sexual, to non-romantic close relationships. The term is mainly associated with gay and lesbian people. In their essential psychological respects, these relationships are regarded as equivalent to heterosexual relationships.
The term same-sex relationship is not strictly related to the sexual orientation of the participants. As bisexual, pansexual and also heterosexual people may participate in same-sex relationships, some activists[2][3] claim that referring to a same-sex relationship as a "gay relationship" or a "lesbian relationship" is a form of bisexual erasure. The term same-sex marriage is used similarly.
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/
Friday, September 16, 2011
Thursday, August 25, 2011
What Type Are YOU??
1. STRAIGHT: When you have an account on any gay related sites you are not straight because straight men do not browse on gays sites, so you are a gay.
2. BISEXUAL: The difference between you and gays is that you’re just married, have a girlfriend, dating women, you’re considered gay because you still date men.
3. TRIPPER: If a man goes on tripping, he would not choose the same sex. So, you want a man blow your thing or to have sex with? A straight one would rather go out looking for whores (woman).
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4. DISCREET: The only difference between you and the gays is the manner of dressing up yourself. You act as a man and dress like a man but still you search for a man.
5. TOP: You would say that you’re position in bed is top. Are you sure of that? Alternatively, you’re just pretending trying to be top. This might not apply to you but there are lots of them trying to be top but they are versatile so to say. (AMININ MO NA KAPATID!)
6. CROSS DRESSERS: I’m proud and salute you! You are not ashamed of who you are,pero siguraduhin mo na maganda ka talaga at muka kang babae ng hindi ka mag mukang baklang maton o baklang bato.
7. CHOOSEY TYPE: a.k.a MA-FEELING, you would want the same men as you do, good looking, having a good body, good in bed, having a big thing and the like. NEVERTHELESS, it all leads to want thing, it’s all about sex. (I may be wrong, but I’m not).
8. MACHO TYPE: Having a good physical built, a gym buddy, yes a perfect body. However, not all macho that you see around you are straight, they may be straight looking, but inside they are strange acting. They go on guys that same as them.
9. TRYING HARD TYPE: Don’t punish yourself acting like a man if you can’t. PLEASE, be yourself, if you try hard enough the more you look so suspicious…I’m telling you.
10. HARD TO GET: You are simply “pa-demure” effect, but when someone offered you something that is hard to resist you easily say “YES”. Don’t be such INARTE after all it leads you to one thing and that is lust. (PAKUNWARI KA PA)
2. BISEXUAL: The difference between you and gays is that you’re just married, have a girlfriend, dating women, you’re considered gay because you still date men.
3. TRIPPER: If a man goes on tripping, he would not choose the same sex. So, you want a man blow your thing or to have sex with? A straight one would rather go out looking for whores (woman).
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4. DISCREET: The only difference between you and the gays is the manner of dressing up yourself. You act as a man and dress like a man but still you search for a man.
5. TOP: You would say that you’re position in bed is top. Are you sure of that? Alternatively, you’re just pretending trying to be top. This might not apply to you but there are lots of them trying to be top but they are versatile so to say. (AMININ MO NA KAPATID!)
6. CROSS DRESSERS: I’m proud and salute you! You are not ashamed of who you are,pero siguraduhin mo na maganda ka talaga at muka kang babae ng hindi ka mag mukang baklang maton o baklang bato.
7. CHOOSEY TYPE: a.k.a MA-FEELING, you would want the same men as you do, good looking, having a good body, good in bed, having a big thing and the like. NEVERTHELESS, it all leads to want thing, it’s all about sex. (I may be wrong, but I’m not).
8. MACHO TYPE: Having a good physical built, a gym buddy, yes a perfect body. However, not all macho that you see around you are straight, they may be straight looking, but inside they are strange acting. They go on guys that same as them.
9. TRYING HARD TYPE: Don’t punish yourself acting like a man if you can’t. PLEASE, be yourself, if you try hard enough the more you look so suspicious…I’m telling you.
10. HARD TO GET: You are simply “pa-demure” effect, but when someone offered you something that is hard to resist you easily say “YES”. Don’t be such INARTE after all it leads you to one thing and that is lust. (PAKUNWARI KA PA)
Friday, April 22, 2011
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