Filipino Rugby Team wearing BenchBody underwear
Friday, February 17, 2012
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Friday, February 10, 2012
Top GAY Q&As and Quotes
The Top Ten Funny Gay Quotes
1. Loi Pogi – Host: “Of your body parts, which is your favorite?” Gay beauty contestant: “My neck. Because my neck holds my head, which will hold the crown later tonight. Thank you.”
2. Suzuna/Mojacko – Host: “What can you say about the women of tomorrow?” Gay beauty contestant: “The women of tomorrow…are the men of today!”
3. No name – Interview of LA Lopez by Boy Abunda: “Ako, Tito Boy, bading? Haller!”
4. KiD BuKid – During a Q&A portion, a gay contestant was asked what his motto was: “Ang lalaking nagigipit, sa bading kumakapit!”
5. YñaKì – A gay customer in a deli was angry when he found out that his salami was sliced by the crew, and said: “Anong akala mo sa puwet ko, alkansya?”
6. No name – Gay: “Paturo po ng badminton.” Coach: “Sige, hawakan mo ang raketa kung paano ka hahawak ng ari ng lalaki.” Gay: “Aaah…isusubo pala?”
7. Gracia – Gay friend: “Salot talaga kayong mga babae! Kakainin na lang namin, uupuan niyo pa!”
8. Loi Pogi/Smiling Pasta – From a Harvard prof: “I’d rather be black than gay, because when you’re black, you don’t have to tell your mother.”
9. NikChic/Yvaine – Gay Rule: “Biruin mo na ang lasing na bagong gising, wag lang ang bading na naagawan ng booking!”
10. HristPTRP – “Sa mga lalaking gipit, walang pangit na bakla kung kamukha nila sina -------!”
11. Renj – A kid started shouting at my gay friend: “Bakla! Bakla!” My friend answered: “Bakit, dine-deny ko ba?!?”
12. Boy Hugot – “Pag nagka-amnesia ang bakla, makakalimutan din ba niyang bading siya?”
13. Loi Pogi From the movie In & Out: “This is my Peter, my friend Peter! We just ran into each other at the intersexual…homosection…in
14. Dru – Jack McFarland: “There are no straight men. Only men who haven’t met me yet.”
15. Dru – Karen Walker: “Honey, you’re gayer than an a purse on Tony night.”
16. Oscar Dela Hopia – “Ako ang bumayo, pero bading ang sumubo.”
17. Loi Pogi – “Let’s get one thing straight…I’m not.”
18. Maldito – “The male organ is like gossip…it passes from mouth to mouth.”
19. Bobby Joe – “I’m mostly straight, I’m only gay in bed.”
20. Reichen – “I am a butterfly. A delicate, beautiful, brown butterfly.” – baklang ipis.
21. Father Marcus – Rico J. Puno: “Ano ang gusto mo sa babae?” Arnel Ignacio: “Yung hindi malikot ang ulo pag kinukulutan.”
22. Adam Lembot – “Every drop counts!”
23. Joshua Andre – Angel from Rent: “I am more man than you’ll ever be, and more woman than you’ll ever get.”
24. Cyber Mumu – Gay guy wearing a mini-skirt: “Di baleng makita ang legs, wag lang ang eggs.”
25. Jerguin22 – Johann Von Goethe: “If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.”
26. Jerguin22 – Dennis Rodman: “I don’t mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.”
27. Angelo Dominic – “We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”
28. Satine Pastel – Jack McFarlane: “We have to help the new gays, nurture them, make them beautiful. We have to gay it forward!”
29. Blitzkrieg – “If horse racing is the sport of kings, then drag racing must be the sport of queens.”
30. Kabalyero – We were at a chicken resto and I wanted to order chicken butt. So I asked my friend: “Kumakain ka ba ng puwet?” He answered: “Oo, basta ba mahal ko…”
1. Loi Pogi – Host: “Of your body parts, which is your favorite?” Gay beauty contestant: “My neck. Because my neck holds my head, which will hold the crown later tonight. Thank you.”
2. Suzuna/Mojacko – Host: “What can you say about the women of tomorrow?” Gay beauty contestant: “The women of tomorrow…are the men of today!”
3. No name – Interview of LA Lopez by Boy Abunda: “Ako, Tito Boy, bading? Haller!”
4. KiD BuKid – During a Q&A portion, a gay contestant was asked what his motto was: “Ang lalaking nagigipit, sa bading kumakapit!”
5. YñaKì – A gay customer in a deli was angry when he found out that his salami was sliced by the crew, and said: “Anong akala mo sa puwet ko, alkansya?”
6. No name – Gay: “Paturo po ng badminton.” Coach: “Sige, hawakan mo ang raketa kung paano ka hahawak ng ari ng lalaki.” Gay: “Aaah…isusubo pala?”
7. Gracia – Gay friend: “Salot talaga kayong mga babae! Kakainin na lang namin, uupuan niyo pa!”
8. Loi Pogi/Smiling Pasta – From a Harvard prof: “I’d rather be black than gay, because when you’re black, you don’t have to tell your mother.”
9. NikChic/Yvaine – Gay Rule: “Biruin mo na ang lasing na bagong gising, wag lang ang bading na naagawan ng booking!”
10. HristPTRP – “Sa mga lalaking gipit, walang pangit na bakla kung kamukha nila sina -------!”
11. Renj – A kid started shouting at my gay friend: “Bakla! Bakla!” My friend answered: “Bakit, dine-deny ko ba?!?”
12. Boy Hugot – “Pag nagka-amnesia ang bakla, makakalimutan din ba niyang bading siya?”
13. Loi Pogi From the movie In & Out: “This is my Peter, my friend Peter! We just ran into each other at the intersexual…homosection…in
14. Dru – Jack McFarland: “There are no straight men. Only men who haven’t met me yet.”
15. Dru – Karen Walker: “Honey, you’re gayer than an a purse on Tony night.”
16. Oscar Dela Hopia – “Ako ang bumayo, pero bading ang sumubo.”
17. Loi Pogi – “Let’s get one thing straight…I’m not.”
18. Maldito – “The male organ is like gossip…it passes from mouth to mouth.”
19. Bobby Joe – “I’m mostly straight, I’m only gay in bed.”
20. Reichen – “I am a butterfly. A delicate, beautiful, brown butterfly.” – baklang ipis.
21. Father Marcus – Rico J. Puno: “Ano ang gusto mo sa babae?” Arnel Ignacio: “Yung hindi malikot ang ulo pag kinukulutan.”
22. Adam Lembot – “Every drop counts!”
23. Joshua Andre – Angel from Rent: “I am more man than you’ll ever be, and more woman than you’ll ever get.”
24. Cyber Mumu – Gay guy wearing a mini-skirt: “Di baleng makita ang legs, wag lang ang eggs.”
25. Jerguin22 – Johann Von Goethe: “If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.”
26. Jerguin22 – Dennis Rodman: “I don’t mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.”
27. Angelo Dominic – “We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”
28. Satine Pastel – Jack McFarlane: “We have to help the new gays, nurture them, make them beautiful. We have to gay it forward!”
29. Blitzkrieg – “If horse racing is the sport of kings, then drag racing must be the sport of queens.”
30. Kabalyero – We were at a chicken resto and I wanted to order chicken butt. So I asked my friend: “Kumakain ka ba ng puwet?” He answered: “Oo, basta ba mahal ko…”
Thursday, February 9, 2012
Men 101: Carlo Sawit (Hooray for Today)
Who does not know the guy from the latest McDonalds commercial who'll make you shout "Hooray for Today?"
Carlo Sawit is a model/public-servant who stands 5-11. He has this amazing tattoo across his chest that says "for all eternity," so that sounds very promising. His Cosmo bio says his sexual thrill involves "licking in the right places," so that sounds even more promising. Lol.
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hmmm...yummy!
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Men 101: Semerad Brothers
After dribbling and breaking into our wild
imaginings as prime basketball stars from San Beda (now with Ateneo), ANTHONY
and DAVID SEMERAD may as well be the better reason to return watching the
now-dreadful-sometimes-boring PINOY BIG BROTHER on ABS2. Gosh, these Fil-Aussie identical twins can
surely fire up a charm factory with their smiles as you wait for their eyes to
twinkle!
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Pao's 30th Birthday
The Siblings
pao and shy
phyron
with our cousins
mallows and bread stix plus the choco dip
Sunday, January 29, 2012
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